… Christmas sucks.
But when you’re a kid you won’t know any better and that tin of colored pencils will be the answer to all of your Dear Santa prayers.
Later, when you grow up, Christmas will be about buying the biggest and best and largest quantity of presents that your credit limit will allow. Gift giving, for some reason, will make you happier than most things could. Maybe it’s because when you give someone a credit card maxing super gift, and you watch them open it up, you think to yourself, ” I know for a fact those aren’t colored pencils.”